This is an awesome sequel to the awesome peom that i wrote

Flame Throwers and Urinals

I stand there
Waiting for my next mission
“Finish it”
And I set off

I make my way
Through waste baskets
And discarded rolls of soft, cushiony paper
Searching for the abominable bandit

I find my target
Sitting there, with so many others like it
Casually connected to the wall
So... urinal looking....

I have been assigned
To a new weapon, of mass destruction
The all mighty, all powerful...
Flame thrower

I aim
Adjusting my majestic weapon
So as to vanquish the evil once and for all
For it is the last of its kind...

I pull the trigger
Flames erupt from the end of my trident of evil
Demolishing the already rusty, collector of urine
Finalizing the immense enemy of my forefathers

I walk
triumphantly form the final resting place of foes
I hear something from behind
Something catches my eye

I turn
Raising my Spewer of Flames
What is at hand, I cannot believe
Staring into the face of all that is evil